ok someone needs to tell marvel to stop spending money on air time for promoting their movies. just use the internet. and by that i mean there needs to be an official marvel vine account where there are 6 second in-character videos. can we please
Following quickly, the taller of the two let out a silent sigh, knowing the trip would be awkward at the very least after the conversation.
So wound around his thoughts he was, he didn’t even feel his tripping over the ground until he was eating dirt.
Snow had piled up into huge mounds, some of them so high there was the threat of falling into them and getting sucked towards the ground from unknown heights. The Breton’s focus was settled on not falling into the snow and not falling prey to any of the wild beasts roaming the land. He didn’t even notice that Grimmjow had fallen until he’d been walking in total silence for a good fifteen minutes. Looking back, the dot that was Grimmjow could just barely be seen.
"OI! Whaddya doin’ lyin’ there?!"
Slowly standing, he brushed the mixture of mud and ice off his front, shivering a bit since some have managed to find a home within his armor. “Oh, you know. Just thought of making Mara out of snow…”
As an after thought, he added on softly. “And eating mud at the same time.” Jogging quickly, he rejoined Shiro, giving himself a quick once over to make sure he wasn’t hurt.
Parthenophilia: I’ll write my/your character taking the others virginity
Shiro cursed the party he’d been dragged to, cursed Ichigo for wanting to mingle with anyone, and cursed Isshin for making him go and follow after the asshole to watch over him. Surrounded by sex crazed teens and men he was sure were too old to belong at a party like this, Shiro stood out. He snarled at grabby women, punched a guy who grabbed his ass, and wound up retreating to a place he was sure nobody would try to find him at.
He very much doubted anyone would be stupid enough to wander into the woods at night, all things considered. Even alcohol addled minds weren’t that idiotic. Sure, the night was cool compared to the inside of the huge house but there wasn’t enough people at this gathering to have spilled out into the yard. Yet.
Trudging on, hands shoved into his pocket and ochre gaze trained forward with determination, Shiro resolved to give Ichigo his hour to do as he wanted and then he’d drag the teen kicking and screaming right back to his father like he’d promised. He didn’t wanna deal with a drunken, horny guy in a small car and especially not when they were forced to share a room. Fuck that. molestation and a beating by Rukia was not worth it.
"Whaddya doin’ out here, beautiful?"
Okay but imagine:
- Peter Parker going to a fan convention as Spiderman
- Peter Parker getting compliments on his Spiderman costume
- Peter Parker entering a Spiderman Costume Contest
- Peter Parker losing said contest
- Peter Parker losing the contest to Deadpool
I may not be an assassin, but I’d love to jump on you and penetrate you with my hidden blade.
no but really short people are so mean dude. i got a lot of short friends and they kinda scare me
us tall people are so nice and soft-hearted and everyone always picks on us for being tall and we’re like “haha yeah”
short people will easily start planning a murder if u pick on them
It’s because they’re closer to hell.
all you girls out there had that stage where you played online dress up games dont even lie
what do you mean had
what do you mean girls
think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we did a good thing when we made libraries